how do you tell a teacher that her teaching methods are fucking stupid
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!
I want a mega blissey that has sharp claws and a jetpack